wake up in a haze, can't tell where we are / sheltered by walls with no sign of the stars / a throne sits ahead, atop it a man / nay, it's a creature standing tall, he outstretches his hand / he calls out, "welcome to my palace. oh, isn't it grand?"/ we reply, "what the fuck do you want with our interstellar band?" / he says he wishes to destroy all those that come from the earth / we scream, "you'll pay for giovanni, and all the others you've hurt!" / in the palace of galactic lord / finally come to settle the score / bring back peace to the universe, and get back home / side to side, we can do this all night / dodging lasers left and right: it's a hell of a sight / up and down, then we spin him around / palace of galactic lord is shlaer lair now / sippin' a galactic martini from the palace pluto bar / sleigher's living big now, i love shlaer, oh my god / the world's tallest band just keeps getting taller / we take from the rich and we shlaughter / but it's ok though, because it was self-defence, and anyways there are no laws in space, lol / this beautiful structure, by the way, has the finest decor: blue velvet curtains, and a wardrobe of velour / this rug depicts jesus christ's christening / that's authentic christian memorabilia / celebration time, c'mon! / a toast to our fallen comrade, giovanni / and hooray for his posthumous induction into the rock and roll hall of fame / side to side, we can do this all night / dodging lasers left and right: it's a hell of a sight / up and down, then we spin him around / palace of galactic lord is shlaer lair now
"hello?"
"giovanni?"
"hello?"
"is that you?"
"it's'a me!"
"giovanni!"
when the moon hits your eye / like a big pizza pie, that's amoré / when the moon hits your eye / giovanni back, he alive... that's amoré